Snookie is due on Dec. 21, 2012. Well played, Mayans. Well played. But does anyone else see what's wrong here? Like, possibly, the fact that this child is going to be mothered by one of the Jersey Shore...

"If the parents do not complete parenting classes, go to court ordered rehab, or just quit the treatment program then their rights are relinquished. That means that legally, they do not have any parental...