Mind-controlled, decaying bodies trail the rainforest floor of Brazil, as much alive as they are dead. This epidemic has appalled the media world, shaken humanity's imagination, and created non-stop...

Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg. Ever since I became exposed to your social-networking leviathan, Facebook, in early 2009, I've been hooked on it. I feel compelled to visit the site at least five times a day...