In 1977, Cheap Trick coined the line "I want you to want me, I need you to need me," in their album "In Color"... However, a more modern version of these lyrics might be "I want you to like me, I need you to like my status."

Thanks, Mark Zuckerberg. Ever since I became exposed to your social-networking leviathan, Facebook, in early 2009, I've been hooked on it. I feel compelled to visit the site at least five times a day...